Also on beards and programming stuff...
- Could it be that the improvements in shaving technology are holding back the invention of new programming languages?
- Imagine if Billy Gibbons and Dusty Hill from ZZ Top had jointly created a programming language... ZZ++?
- I heard people say that Chuck Norris's beard can type 160 words per minute.
- If Chuck Norris invented a programming language, it wouldn't have the equality operator for Chuck knows no equal; all arrays would be of infinite size as Chuck knows no limits; and his first program would be kill -9 instead of Hello World.
(Picture via Wired)